I Watched Hard Knocks, Part 3
In which I watch Hard Knocks on HBO and write down my stream of consciousness.
Don’t you hate when they start the “cut” episode and just set it up so you know who is gone by the end? If you don’t follow the cuts the week of, that is.
The long, flying drone shot Frisco, Texas was phenomenal. Wish they went under someone’s leg who was doing yoga. Wondering how many takes that took.
…it’s still going.
Did someone really just give Jerry Jones a $20 bill to sign? Is this a thing? That seems weird.
Jerry Jones is getting up there huh. The old school footage of him means he either aged like a wartime president as a young man, or his days are numbered. Does anyone know if the Cowboys have a contingency plan for the inevitable?
I like Ezekiel Elliot, but man does he have so many mannerisms that bother the ever-living shit out of me. WHO ROLLS UP A FRUIT ROLL UP TO EAT IT?!
If Travon Diggs scores a touchdown and doesn’t do the robot dance, he’s a terrible father.
Nevermind, his kid wants to meet Mahomes over Dak lmao
“Is that lightning?” “It’s thunder.” “I don’t mess around with lightning.”
“We’re not trying to make the Harrisburg Herald” is the line of the season
NOT here for this JaQuan Hardy contact shot. Eye shit freaks me out. How can eyesight be -250?
1 and 1 means something different where I’m from
That 4th generation mailroom supervisor talking shit at a card game with Dak and Zeke is a fucin VIBE.
Something doesn’t sit right about playing Wherever I May Roam over a millionaire who just took a helicopter across town to a preseason game. And they had to go back to get his billionaire son.
“Time for receivers Amari Cooper and Ceedee Lamb to ramp things up.” Michael Gallup can’t even get a look with a camera crew following the team around.
Dinucci asking “Did that hit his hands??” LOLLL.
That second pick was AWFUL too.
“I’m FINE other than throwing 3 picks.” Think it’s safe to say Ben Denucci will not win the backup job.
Tan cerca…
Until next week, Ray Donovan.
