I Watched Hard Knocks, Part 2

In which I watch Hard Knocks on HBO and write down my stream of consciousness.

• Mike McCarthy lambasting that the Cowboys are “popular” while not winning shit is so meta. I love it.

• Judging by this opening yoga scene, looks like the cameramen for this season are the same ones HBO used to use on Real Sex. Is Real Sex still a show?

• Zeke talking about his gooch being dry and farting baby powder reminds us: it’s not TV… it’s HBO.

• The quarterback coach asking Ben DiNucci “why are your eyes even over here?” is all the evidence you need that the Cowboys are NOTHING without Dak lol. He looked lost even looking at the tape.

• He appears to be a decent chess player though? Flyers/Penguins, Steelers/Eagles, DiNucci/Parsons. What a rivalry.

• Is there anything better than the beast that is DeMarcus Lawrence wearing an anime hoodie?

• Aden Durde sounds way more like Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno than Winston Churchill.

• The slow-mo is really next-level this season. That dude’s face looking like he took a haymaker to the chin was awesome.

• I like to think Jerry Jones and Michael Irvin talk all the time.

• CeeDee Lamb has candles he’s been waitin’ to light! He is nasty though

• Has there ever been two dogs on complete opposite ends of the spectrum than a Siberian Husky and a Golden Doodle?

• An Mexican and a Canadian walk onto a football field. Not a set up for a punchline. In all seriousness, the convo between Isaac Alarcon and Bernhard Seikovits was great.

Until next week, Ross Rhea.